i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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