We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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