Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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