So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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