But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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