Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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