Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just cropdusted the office
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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