Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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