We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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