She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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