In the future we'll all be gay
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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