there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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