Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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