I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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