people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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