fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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