What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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