I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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