It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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