if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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