Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize