Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
we're making bets on your personal life
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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