Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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