you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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