chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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