Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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