Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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