All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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