i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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