I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So much rum. So many feels.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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