Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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