so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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