im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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