i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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