you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I intend to get homeless drunk
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
