Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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