i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
what if I'm pregnant?
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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