Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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