I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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