I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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