where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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