Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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