You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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