i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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