I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
