He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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