Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
