lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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