waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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