Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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