so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Can you bring me the toilet please
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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