she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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