After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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