I never want to see another naked old woman again.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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