you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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