I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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