I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Sponge bath it is.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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