You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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